Grumble Box - Exclusive After Exam Issue

Its been a while since I've paid little or any attention to my poor lil pink blog ( I can't believe its still pink).

I've been busy, exams and stuff, and a lot has happened while I buried myself in books which will be of absolutely no help to me in future especially not careerwise.

First, a bunch of kids got busted at some rave party in Pune. The cops were overjoyed, they managed to round up so many buzzed sheep in one go. Come to think of it, those kids really deserved it. When you do 'intelligent' stuff like that in mega huge numbers, you are bound to get yourself in a worse mess than that Prince fellow, who got stuck in some 50 foot deep hole in a remote village someplace in India.

Then some kids really messed up their academic record by posting 'favourable' comments about their schools and colleges on Orkut. Seriously, what were they thinking?!
If the staff was stuffed with jerks (and they knew it), I'm sure they didn't expect them to come and hug the 'poor distressed' students for defaming the goddamn institution's and the principal's name :|
Some got suspended, some had to go through some weird detention routine, some were kicked out, psychiatrists wrote about the problem, and came up with theory after theory, explanation after explanation (and bored us to death), and in the end, the students still hate the institution and vice versa.

The SSC Board goofed up big time, this time, taking hundreds of frightened students careers and lives with it, thanks to the Maths department. Not that they're sorry or anything, but they'll have a little more work on their hands since more students will be committing suicide this year because they didn't make it to the college of their choice. I'm sure they'll assure the parents with some hocus-pocus nonsense (that some human relations department[?!] will prepare for them to rattle off), and get away with it as usual...

Conclusion:

1. Kids, the next time you do drugs, find a safe place and if you'll see cops passing by DO NOT be nice and wave to them with a joint in one hand and a syringe in the other.

2. Ever heard of a "fake second profile". Those are specially created in order to post inappropriate matter against something or someone you hate. If you still don't get it, do us all a favour, and leave the college in advance, because you occupied a whole page of advertisements in the Mumbai Mirror (local newspaper), which could have been put to better use by "Vijay Sales SPECAIL OFFERS!"

3. Dear students, relax, don't jump off buildings or use the ceiling fans for purposes other than what they have been manufactured for. If you really want to get back at the nut who goofed, join politics and authorize the construction of a flyover, right through his living room.