Pros and Cons - Falling in Love with a Ghost
(inspired by an unusual dream I had last night)
Pros:
1. 'Think of me, and I'll be there' really works in this case.
2. Body odour and bad breath is NEVER an issue.
3. You don't have to worry about your love getting hurt in an accident (ghost -> already dead).
4. No problems with punctuality from your sweetsoul's end (no heart, remember).
5. You don't need to be afraid of the dark anymore, your love's got excellent night vision.
6. Your parents can never catch you with him, because all he has to do is disappear.
7. The 'walking through walls' ability saves you a lot of trouble when you lock yourself our of your house.
8. Always giving you small appearing surprises.
9. Even death cannot do you apart.
Cons:
1. Serious lack of privacy.
2. Lack of physical presence.
3. Cannot be introduced to your parents / friends / relatives / boss.
4. Annoying disappearing act in the middle of heated arguments.
5. Can't go for long walks during the day.
6. Can't play hide n seek.
7. You would never know if he's cheating on you, because he'd never smell of another woman's perfume.
8. You can't exactly break up, especially if he isn't willing to.
9. Poses a serious threat to your next lover.
10. Always worried about him passing over to the next world.


6 comments:
How DO you think of these things? And why don't such inspiring dreams hit me? :D
Lovely post, and rib-tickling, as always! :D
hmmm...i guess i won't be meeting your next boyfriend then ;)
hey so thats y u've been so busy !!! u knw tho dating a ghost aint a bad idea but how do i kiss her then??? so i think i might pass on this one tho it might work for u coz no guy can ever evetease u coz he'll scare him and also he can get u free stuff if he can go thru walls!! but u cant go out for dinner wid him!!
I'd never date a ghost ever...unless I'm one too. :x
Who wants a boyfriend who can run away during heated arguements anyways?
I'd rather be the one being able to do that.
I wouldnt mind a ghost as a bf rilly... but he shud b warm.. not cold :|
Uhm..Sex would suck..
'm not a fan of glow in the dark..aehm..
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