Sunday, October 31, 2010

I am the Cow Whisperer

Good day folks, it is I, the 'cow whisperer', level 79 of FarmVille.





moooooo...
See, I wasn't kidding.
In Blogger news, I have disabled nasty comments (new feature: WIN!) where all ridiculous / sad / stupid / nonsensical comments shall miraculously vanish into thin air within a certain period of time. It has nothing to do with me clicking that little 'trash can' icon beside your name. Just believe in the magic of blogger for once, will you. Good.

Lets talk about current issues, the stuff that's making headlines and that should be making headlines.
1. KASHMIR:
Kashmir's finally being seen as the poor li'l puppy tied to a light pole in the rain to shiver to death, while we all look at it and go "awww" and export juicy apples. The people started voicing their grievances through pebbles and stones, and since the Government isn't particularly psyched about complaints, a hundred of them got killed. Its you're regular mini-Indian massacre. I don't know what got into Arundhari Roy's head to go on and start speaking out against injustice all over again. She had the whole sedition issue coming all along, and she deserves it. When a Government is so threatened by a person's words that they resort to lawful means to get them to shut up, it means you're doing something right. I'm damn proud of that woman! She isn't one of us 'pretend' patriots who worry about consequences, be it the Maoists or Kashmir, she will voice it out loud and clear. Government jaye tel lene! What's sad is that she is fighting for justice in a country that survives on injustice and corruption. Please go ahead and call me anti-Indian. Oh wait, you can't thanks to the magic of blogger. Muahahahahaha!

2. Pyaar Ki Yeh Ek Kahani:
May I introduce you to the desi version of Twilight. Some genius, somewhere figured out that if the goras can make monies with a bunch of bad actors, by just tossing in a blood-sucker story line, we'll do it better. Thus, "Pyar Ki Yeh Ek Kahani" was born. The story revolves around a girl who is orphaned and falls in love with a rich vampire boy. Yup, that's pretty much all the story line Indian daily soaps need. We're gonna show those goras what bad acting is!





3. Not the Poor Old Lady with Cats:
For those of you who haven't heard, I've got a job :D . I'm a web designer at a li'l new-born company in Mumbai and life is good, which also means I won't wind up being the poor old lady with cats. Nyooohoohoohoohoo! I shall be the old web designer lady with enough money to feed her cats so that they don't start attacking her for food. (sigh) My ideal future...

Time to get back to work, see you around folks. Be good and burn someone this Diwali...

4 comments:

Nikita Banerjee said...

An interesting post...hate that serial as well! :D

Flo said...

So much for feeding the gignormous cat.

Heard of the show, laughed at the idea. Moved on. :/

Nothingman said...

congrats on getting a job and congrats on the cow whisperer level!

More power to you! Start grabbing freelance projects now that you're in the field :D (pro tip, the sooner you start the better)

N

The.Mystic said...

Best of luck di! luv u loads!